Monday, March 22, 2010

Cuchi-Cuchi, Do It, I DARE You!

From the "I can't believe this crap is based in reality" file:

AG Cuchi-Cuchi (R - VA) announced he is going to sue the Federal Government over the Health Care Legislation passed, and being signed by the President of the United States.  I don't understand how (or why) he would want to do this.

Currently Virginia is in the midst of a budget shortfall to the tune of $3.7 Billion.  In other words, up Caca's Creek without any one ply toilet paper.  We are screwed in the Commonwealth, and I am not talking about with a Phillips.  This is screwed and not even getting a drink out of the date.  This is screwed like Meryl Streep has been at the Oscars.  This is screwed like many residents here in LoCo, who are upside down in their mortgages, and have no recourse.

Listen Cuchi-Cuchi: file the suit if you want to.  The villagers, the ones with no health insurance, will remember this come November 2013.  People like me will make sure of it.  We will make sure that all of the seniors in this Commonwealth (or should I say Commonpoor, since there is a budget crisis happening) remember how you wanted to close the Medicare Part D donut hole, how you wanted to make sure the the poor and disenfranchised (people of color, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgendered) had no protections because of you.  College students will be reminded how, in your first act of hubris, was to instruct public colleges and universities to remove any mention of protecting its GLBT members from discrimination.  Oh Cuchi-Cuchi, you may not remember, but WE WILL!

WE WILL remind the citizens of how you wasted precious resources that could have potentially helped those who needed it most on a lawsuit regarding an issue that YOU personally disliked.  We will remind the citizens about the people who supported you, never reined you in (Bob, Delgottago, and Mother Nature's Revenge, I am talking to you!) never seriously challenged your obviously self-aggrandizing behaviors.

Cuchi-Cuchi, file the suit.  I DARE you.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Opening Salvo

Good evening. Welcome to the LoCo Liberal.

Who am I? Good question. I am an openly Gay Liberal Democrat living in Loudoun County, Virginia. There seems to be a dearth of liberal ideas in LoCo, so I hope to 1) publish some, in spite of resistance, 2) get folks to think outside the box, and 3) poke fun at the Republican establishment in the Commonwealth.

Now, just to be clear, I am going to skewer all persons who might be interested in the following: 1) depriving my partner and me of our Constitutional right to wed under Article I, Section IV of the United States Constitution, 2) depriving ANY citizen of ANY civil right within reason, and 3) any politician who likes to use gay and lesbian citizens as their personal pawns in the culture wars of the Commonwealth.

Therefore, the following elected officials are in the crosshairs from the start:

- Ken "Homosexuality is Wrong" Cuccinelli
- Eugene "My Brother is A Child Porn Peddler" Delgaudio (aka Eugene Del Gotta Go)
- Bob "God Punishes Women Who Have Had Abortions" Marshall
- Bob "Michael 'Porn Makes You Gay' Schwartz Is My Hero "* McDonnell

Now, on with the skewering!  But where to start?

Well, let's start with Ken "I am not saying, I am just saying" Cuccinelli.  If ever there was a politician who loved the taste of foot in mouth, it would be he.  Cuchi-cuchi, and I am so dissing Charo here, the Attorney General who has a lack of, I don't know, intelligence, has come out saying that while he believes President Obama was born in the United States, he can make a case to prove that he was not ( What kind of foolishness is this?

Well, Ken's.  Let's look at how insane this man is.  I almost called him stupid, but the man did pass the bar exam, and so did Roy Cohn, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Richard Nixon, John Dean, and Chuck Colson, so I a not so sure that that cancels my almost.  Nah.

Ken has a problem with anyone who is not White, Catholic, Married, male.  There is no other way to put it.  If "teh geys" are given any special treatment, then let's be sure to nip that in the bud.  Women?  Fuhgetaboutem.  Non-documented immigrant?  Boot em out!  Woman wanting to exercise her right to obtain an abortion, which as of this writing, is STILL legal in this country?  Not under my watch!  And now the President is, but might not be, a citizen?  Give me a break!

Unless you live in Texas, Hawaii became a state on August 21, 1959, a full 703 days before the President was born.  Birth certificate?  Legal.  Look at it this way:

If Mr. Obama was NOT a natural born US Citizen, don't you think that would have come out during the vetting process?  Are you saying that the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and any other three lettered intelligence agency in this country would not have exposed that?  Think about it: the President who proceeded Mr. Obama, Shrub (Not big enough to be a full Bush) was a REPUBLICAN.  If there were any question, don't you think a member of the White House Wizard of Oz (No Brain, No Heart, and No Courage) would have let that be known?

Cuchi-cuchi, go somewhere and sit down.  You are starting to look stupid.  Oops.  Too late.